Yes today's party has been cancelled! The guest of honour has let us down! Thanks for that Trevor - you've made monkeys out of all of us!
No afternoon tea, no all-nighter, nothing!
Mind you I do have a nice strawberry cheesecake that needs eating up!
Tea or coffee anyone?
Right - the coast's clear we can now have another gossip about him! Did I tell you that he once auditioned for a part in Oliver? - a small part obviously


I'll take coffee and some of that cheesecake thanks!