Yes today's party has been cancelled! The guest of honour has let us down! Thanks for that Trevor - you've made monkeys out of all of us!

No afternoon tea, no all-nighter, nothing!

cancelled

Mind you I do have a nice strawberry cheesecake that needs eating up!

Tea or coffee anyone?

Right - the coast's clear we can now have another gossip about him! Did I tell you that he once auditioned for a part in Oliver? - a small part obviously :>> :))