That's it! I've decided ........ I'm gonna be a bear!
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you give birth to you children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows that you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of hand, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
sdweller
] so you'd not like munching on Mr Platypus, no-siree-bob
I wonder if it is that easy... to choose before we go... maybe that's why there are so many penguins... the cute blighters... of course, I guess the more we see shows about the hardship they face, the less people will want to be them in their next life... maybe they should do more shows on pandas... because I think most people think them silly creatures - and no-one wants to come back as a silly creature... although I'm sore tempted to be a duck-billed platypus - just for the hell of it
have a good day
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