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In very bad taste!
by Arnica @ 2007-12-22 - 12:54:57

Yesterday I played at being Santa's Little Helper and wrapped all my Grandchildren's Christmas presents for my daughter who had 1001 jobs to do.

Being very grateful for the help, she invited me to stay for dinner. She served up potato rosti, petit pois, asparagus and meat in a cranberry jus accompanied by a lovely bottle of wine.

My daughter loves cooking and the meal was beautifully presented but the meat wasn't to my liking. When I asked what meat it was she calmly said "venison". What sort of a meal is that to serve up just before Christmas? I ask you!

So if you're reading this Father Christmas and one of your reindeer is missing - dear oh! deer - it wasn't me!

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2007-12-22 @ 13:43

:)

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
2007-12-22 @ 13:52

I think she must have a sick sense of humour! :yes:

It'll be rabbit pie at Easter!

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EllieGantEllieGant pro
2007-12-22 @ 14:29

Urgggh! At least it was co-ordinated 'oh deer' - the sauce was the same colour as Rudolf's nose :))

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
2007-12-22 @ 14:49

Try telling Rudolph that cranberry juice is good for him! :))

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joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
2007-12-22 @ 15:55

I like it Arnica. ( bet that there is a new poem brewing, but, what the hell rhymes with venison )

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
2007-12-22 @ 16:24

Tennyson?? :))

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Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
2007-12-23 @ 11:23

No, Teresa Dearing silly!

There are certain times of the year when I would gladly serve up the "daddy deer" at the end of our road for tea - they don't half make a noise when their horny (scuse the pun)

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
2007-12-23 @ 11:46

That makes me feel much better! :))

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