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An alternative Valentine!!!!

by Arnica @ 2008-02-13 - 10:22:17

A Valentine Day present with a difference. Guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes!

Firstly a warning to all you men out there! – Think very carefully before trying this out on your loved one!

I’ve been given a beautiful book of love poems entitled “Passionfood”. This is one of the 100 love poems from that book.

Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy

Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding ring,
if you like.
Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

Onion

Disclaimer - I accept no responsibility for any personal damage incurred as a result of giving such a gift!


 
 

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chassychassy [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 11:03

Yes, I think I'd put that somewhere where it would really make him cry!

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 11:41

And they said that romance was dead! :))

chassychassy [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 11:47

I think it would be after that :))

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 13:31

I'm sure it would! :yes:

deleted user [Visitor]

2008-02-13 @ 12:10

BOL :)) :))

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 13:32

Don't even think about it! :no:

deleted user [Visitor]

2008-02-13 @ 13:46

not if i wanted to live :no:

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 13:56

Exactly! :yes:

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-13 @ 15:15

My preference is for pickled onions ! David.

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 16:28

No Valentine kiss for you then! :no:

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-13 @ 18:01

Well I will forgo the pickled onions then ! David.

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 18:28

Such sacrifice! :))

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-13 @ 20:10

For the chance of a kiss-- a small price to pay ! David.

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 20:15

Just the one! ;) x

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-13 @ 22:30

Will take it then whoopee do ! David

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 22:55

You're welcome!

Happy Valentine's Day - I hope you get a card this year.

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-14 @ 00:26

And I really hope you do to.............. and are swept off your feet with an overdose of love and affection.

David.

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-14 @ 19:25

I'm waiting! :yes:

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-14 @ 19:28

I'm sure you are awash with cards and presents ! David.

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-14 @ 20:46

My postbox is chocablock! :yes:

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-14 @ 22:28

Literally I suppose since chocolate is an aphrodisiac ! david.

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-14 @ 22:33

I wouldn't know. I don't need an aphrodisiac! ;)

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-15 @ 10:35

Glad to hear that ! David.

davidjohndavidjohn pro
2008-02-13 @ 22:31

Will take it then whoopee do ! David

ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
http://yogini.blog.ca
2008-02-13 @ 15:18

My hubby would prolly like that

BOL :))

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-13 @ 16:29

That's your gift problem sorted! :))

Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
2008-02-14 @ 17:21

You're supposed to get a gift? I have been doing this all wrong! I heard on the radio that it was Valentine's Day, rang Mr Not, greeted him appropriately and the retort was "Happy Van's What day". Oh the romance. Maybe I'll give him your lovely poem to spice him up a bit.

ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-02-14 @ 19:27

You could throw in a nice tasty steak too!!!

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