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by Arnica @ 2008-03-28 - 16:04:08

I overheard this conversation between my grandchildren Louis(4) and Aimée(6)

L: When I grow up I’m going to marry Gabriel.
A: But you can’t marry Gabriel because you are a boy and Gabriel is a boy.
L: But Mummy says boys can marry boys. *
A: But you won’t be able to have children then.
L: But I want children.
A: Then you can’t marry Gabriel.
L: Well I’ll have to marry Jade then.
A: But you said you didn’t want to marry Jade.
L: That’s because she makes me wash my tattoos off.
A: Oh!
L: I know, I’ll marry Jade and put the tattoos on my arm under my sleeve where she can’t see them.

Sorted!!!!

If only life was that simple.

* at this point my son-in-law frowned and my daughter shrugged her shoulders!

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jenrayjenray pro
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2008-03-28 @ 16:08

HLOL..sounds pretty complicated to me for a four year old and a six year old...great though....big hugs...

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 16:56

They were talking quite matter of fact!

You thought that was complicated - you should have heard Louis explaining circulation and nutrition to me!!!

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jenrayjenray pro
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2008-03-28 @ 17:01

0h, bless their cotton socks, I used to love it when they expounded their way of looking at things...it was just brilliant sometimes...our son could talk the hind leg off a donkey, he still can when he gets going...loves nothing more than to have a good old conflab...now I wonder who he takes after...HLOL...big hugs, Marian...

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 18:37

I now know why we poo! Louis explained it :))

I can't wait for the birds and bees bit! :no:

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UsksiderUsksider pro
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2008-03-28 @ 16:24

Kids, eh? :))

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 16:58

I love the things they come out with!

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UsksiderUsksider pro
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2008-03-28 @ 20:10

The do come out with some classics don't they?

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 22:44

Exactly! I could write a book! :yes:

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UsksiderUsksider pro
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2008-03-29 @ 06:01

Well?

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-29 @ 09:32

As well as the other two I've started?

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UsksiderUsksider pro
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2008-03-29 @ 09:42

Why not?

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-29 @ 09:55

Nah!

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NotBobNotBob [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 16:47

Bless 'em! :)

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ArnicaArnica [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 16:59

It's lovely listening to them discussing the important issues! :))

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tylluanpenrytylluanpenry pro
2008-03-28 @ 20:15

Priceless! :)

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 22:44

Isn't it just! :))

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the_real_lindathe_real_linda [Member]
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2008-03-28 @ 20:33

awwwwwwwwwww cute

tell them they could adopt

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 22:45

Let's keep things simple!!! :))

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spiritbirdspiritbird pro
2008-03-28 @ 20:56

From out of the mouths of babes. Common sense.
How do people lose it?

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 22:46

And compromise too! :)

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sula36sula36 pro
2008-03-29 @ 08:41

I think that is lovely. The things kids think about :)

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
2008-03-29 @ 10:24

Awww grandkids...one day I might have grandkids..if the kids get cracking ;)

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-03-29 @ 11:03

It's fantastic! :yes:

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