Yesterday I realised that it's starting to get quite out of hand and I have great difficulty keeping things neat and tidy on my own. I concluded that perhaps I needed a Brazilian, or any other nationality would do, to help me keep my patch nicely trimmed. Not only is it spreading everywhere but it's full of weeds.

I am, of course referring to my garden - oh you thought I meant you must be joking! No way José! - ah a Spaniard perhaps?