This is what I prefer to wear
They allow you to get air to your lower extremities 
What? .... that's what they're called these days! 
Surely you didn't think I meant ....
This is what I prefer to wear
They allow you to get air to your lower extremities 
What? .... that's what they're called these days! 
Surely you didn't think I meant ....
I've just thought - "now that is worrying" I hear you cry!
Where was I?
I've just realised that some of the expressions my Mother used to use are now archaic and that many bloggers will probably have to "google" them to find out what I'm talking about.
Here's mine:
"You're beginning to sound like a cracked record"
OR
"Anyone would think you'd been injected with a gramophone needle"
Can you think of an example of your own?