It seems that everyone is talking about Donald Trump and his hairstyle (if you can call it a style). Here's my take on it in true Doris Day ("Move Over Darling") style.

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Hair Heir

You're ever so rich
Comb over darling
But aint life a bitch
Comb over darling
You've hair in your eyes
But that's no surprise anymore
Comb it back like before!

You look like a twit
Comb over darling
It doesn't suit you one bit
Comb over darling
You've hair down your back
To cover the lack on your head
Now enough has been said!

Comb over darling
Comb over darling
Go bald instead

©Marian Barker