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Notes to Self .............

by la_spice @ 2008-06-27 - 18:59:53

..............on a sunny day:

Do not complain that it's too hot! :no:
- go and find some shade! :yes:

Be thankful that you took early retirement :yes:
- working all those years was worth it in the end :yes:

Do not worry about the pile of ironing! :no:
- it will probably rain tomorrow you can do it then! :yes:

Ignore the dirty windows! :yes:
- tomorrow's rain will do the trick! :yes:

Do not sit on plastic chairs in your swimwear! :no:
- ouch! :roll:

If you can't find someone to put suncream on your back :no:
- buy yourself an aerosol sunscreen! :yes:


 
 

Pay Attention at the Back!

by la_spice @ 2008-06-27 - 15:12:29

This is your lesson for the day.

It's a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit that will put you over the top.

Hot French Birds for Rampage

by la_spice @ 2008-06-27 - 12:48:49

Hot French Birds

I thought you might want one this evening. :yes:

I'll get one sent over along with a grate of Guinness.

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