..............on a sunny day:

Do not complain that it's too hot! :no:
- go and find some shade! :yes:

Be thankful that you took early retirement :yes:
- working all those years was worth it in the end :yes:

Do not worry about the pile of ironing! :no:
- it will probably rain tomorrow you can do it then! :yes:

Ignore the dirty windows! :yes:
- tomorrow's rain will do the trick! :yes:

Do not sit on plastic chairs in your swimwear! :no:
- ouch! :roll:

If you can't find someone to put suncream on your back :no:
- buy yourself an aerosol sunscreen! :yes: