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My Mug Shot!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-28 - 16:47:36

'nuff said!

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Living Life by The Rules

by la_spice @ 2008-07-28 - 13:08:26

The other day King Kev did a post about cutting his mother's apron strings (read here) and Menomama has just done an interesting post about mother and child relationships (see here)

These reminded me of a recent conversation between my Daughter (pictured below) and my Granddaughter (pictured scores of times before).

Aimée (aged 6) asked her Mummy "why do grown ups make all the rules". This was accompanied by the usual "it's not fair". I butted in and said that even grown ups have to obey rules. Aimée didn't seem convinced about that.

Anyway my Daughter suggested that Aimée could be a grown up for a day and get up when she wanted and go to bed when she wanted; sort out what she was going to wear and what she was going to eat etc. This seemed to go down well until her Mummy said "of course this means you don't get cuddles and a bedtime story from me".

The subject was duly closed and the status quo was achieved.

It's a hard life.

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Playing with fire!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-28 - 08:38:30

Don't try this at home!

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My Son-in-Law setting a bad example!

Really Boring

by la_spice @ 2008-07-27 - 22:16:17

boring :yawn:

My Screaming Tree

by la_spice @ 2008-07-27 - 10:15:03

This picture put me in mind of Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream"

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In case you haven't seen Munch's picture here it is:

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I've just been reminded of another version which is well worth a visit for both image and words. Please follow this link for a trip down memory lane.

Would you like to see my chest.....

by la_spice @ 2008-07-27 - 07:50:35

...........nut blossom?

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Have a nice day! :wave:

Little Miss Chatterbox!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-26 - 21:53:04

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Talking to Daddy

Gardening Tips

by la_spice @ 2008-07-26 - 12:19:46

Keep your delicate blooms in the shade and give them plenty to drink! :>>

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See you later! :wave:

For Blog's Sake!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-22 - 13:42:46

I ask you ……..

Whilst pottering in my garden this morning (not that sort Melinda and Murphymole!) and thinking about “The Blogship Lollipop” (as one does) my mind went back over twelve months ago. At this time I was accused of “blogging for the sake of blogging”. Obviously, this comment has stuck with me.

For those of you who don’t know the background behind “Lollipop” I’ll briefly explain.

A couple of weeks ago I came across the idea for “The Lollipop” following the tragic scuttling of the “Black Pearl”. Morale seemed at an all time low and I felt that perhaps bloggers needed a fun place to escape the doom and gloom of modern day life. A place to dream, relax and have fun with other like-minded bloggers. I hope that this has been achieved.

So why am I asking “Is the blogging for the sake of blogging?” I really don’t know. Perhaps it’s just a ghost from the past?

Ah well “Carry on Blogging”!

Here's one for Usky and the boys!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-22 - 09:33:00

This


or this


Enjoy!

My New Car!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-22 - 09:02:40

My friend Usky says I should have one of these:


Well a girl can dream can't she? :**:

I've got it!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-21 - 16:13:13

My Hoopoe! Not a great shot but better luck next time!

See some more pictures on the photography blog.

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To find out more about the Hoopoe see previous post.

A Gorgeous Bird

by la_spice @ 2008-07-20 - 19:37:46

In this part of Europe we are fortunate to see this lovely bird called the hoopoe.

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This from the RSPB

The hoopoe is an exotic looking bird that is the size of a mistle thrush. It has a pinkish-brown body, striking black and white wings, a long black downcurved bill, and a long pinkish-brown crest which it raises when excited. It does not breed in the UK, but as many as 100 birds can turn up in spring (mostly seen as single birds) as birds migrating north to Europe from Africa overshoot and land on the south coast of England.

The best chance of seeing one is during spring migration along the south coast and not far inland, but birds have turned up as far north as Shetland. Most birds turn up in late April and May.

They eat insects and spiders.

So why am I blogging about it?

Because over the last couple of days, for the first time ever, a young one has been visiting my garden. At the moment I am cameraless - how frustrating is that?

I'm sure the bird is taunting me!

Swallows, Amazons and Green Alligators!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-19 - 11:02:32

Last week we were sailing down the Amazon in our homemade dug-out canoe.

We were constantly on the lookout for the dangerous green alligator which is known to frequent these murky waters.

Suddenly we were startled by a ripple in the water and as we turned around we spotted a swallow as she flew away.

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Isn't the imagination a wonderful thing! Oh the swallow really did swoop down for a drink whilst we fought off the green alligator!

Next week it's Africa and the Limpopo River! Will our intrepid travellers escape the jaws of the emerald crocodile? :>>

Watch this space!

Colonic Irritation!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-17 - 09:40:32

Don't worry this isn't a posting about my inner workings!

After the recent fiasco over the use and over-use of the exclamation mark I got thinking about punctuation marks (as you do!).

I remember taking English Grammar at school and having to punctuate lengthy passages. At the time I simply went through the exercises and can remember hating doing them. How I wish I'd taken more interest.

Now I find I don't remember the rules of when to use a colon or semi-colon so I thought I'd better investigate.

So in a nutshell:

Colons :

Colons are used to notify the reader that what follows (a statement) clarifies, defines, or explains what was mentioned or referred to before.

You should use colons to

Present a long quotation for instance;

At the March on Washington Martin Luther King stated:

"The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom."

Use colons to separate chapter and verse in biblical passages.

We studied Genesis 7:1-24 in Bible class today.

Use colons to separate titles and subtitles;
American Voices: Multicultural Literacy and Critical Thinking

Colons are used in the introduction of a definition;
Persistent: continue despite problems

Use colons to present a list of items

Please bring the following items with you:
Beach towel, umbrella, sunglasses, bathing suit, and sunscreen

To present a series of words
She planted numerous flowers in her garden geraniums, daises, roses, sunflowers.

Use colons to follow salutation in a business letter
Dear Miss Wallace:
Dear Editor:

Use colons to express time, the colon should be placed in between hours and minutes

The exchange student will be here tomorrow at 3:30 p.m.
The party will start at 4:50 p.m.
The club does not close until 5:50am

Semicolons ;

Semicolons are used to express a close relation between sentences.

Use semicolons in sentences where three or more items are mentioned and followed by a comma.

Everyone that is going on the trip should bring a cold lunch, a beach towel; and a change of clothes.

Speaking tonight are actor, Don Cheadle, actress, Angelina Jolie; and author Maya Angelou.

Use semicolons to join two complete, simple, sentences together that are close in relation for example
Yesterday it was extremely hot; so we all went to the beach to cool off.

The young boy is very smart; he finished the entire test within 30 minutes

Macaroni and cheese were served to the students on Thursday; Friday the children will be served pizza.

Use semicolon in front of conjunctive adverbs that connect two simple sentences, this is done to make clear relationship between two closely related sentences.

It was raining very hard today; therefore, tomorrow will we take the children to the park.

The young boy failed to stop his car at the red light; consequently, a huge accident took place early Tuesday morning.

Take notice of the format when using the semicolon in this type of sentence, the format includes: (semicolon+ conjunctive adverb+ comma.)

Now all I have to do is remember and that's the irritating bit!!!

HELP!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-16 - 08:10:50

I confess!

I cannot give it up!

I need help!

Ever since EllieGant posted this yesterday I've found myself doing it all the time!

Am I really vulgar? I think I must be!!!!

Does anyone have the same problem? Or is it just me?

Yesterday I was just vulgar - today I'm vulgar and paranoid!!!!!!!!!!

I might start a help group!!!

How's this for a logo!!

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Just call me Vera!!!

Question marks are rather lovely aren't they?????

Do you use a question mark after a rhetorical question?????? !!!!!

Meno said it's OK Mira!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-14 - 15:21:47

Kelly has done an interesting posting (once she'd explained the previous posting) about The Six Degrees of Separation. The theory is that everyone knows everyone simply by association with people in common. And gave some examples.

I am pleased that I have been able to apply this "science" and have come up with the following:

Well! Miramaze hasn't met Notbob but she's met Nick who's met Notbob so I guess it was OK for Notbob to give Miramaze "sex on the beach and a couple of orgasms" on the Good Ship Lollipop last night.

Her words not mine!!!!

And the moral of this tale is:

Bloggers who play together stay together

*please note: "Sex on The Beach" and "Orgasm" are genuine cocktail drinks

Just picture this....

by la_spice @ 2008-07-12 - 14:41:29

I've got my cherry out (again!) this time it's for Spiritbird!

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He obviously missed my pink bits the other day!

The Black Pearl

by la_spice @ 2008-07-11 - 16:24:27

Missing without trace!

All I did was a posting entitled "Buckle my Swash" with a link to this site and she sunk without trace!

Oooops!

Man the lifeboats

:wave:Now join the new Blogship "The Good Ship Lollipop"

I got an apple!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-11 - 14:56:50

Yes - today is Friday 11th July 2008 and I've got me an apple.

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No queues for me :)

Others might not be so lucky - read here

Anyone interested in my blackberry? - look here

Getting my "pink bits" out for Kevin.

by la_spice @ 2008-07-09 - 17:49:02

Well it's been a lovely sunny day by the pool so I thought it was only fair to brighten up your day by showing you my pink bits.

So here they are in all their glory, so feast your eyes. 8|

La_spice's pink bits:

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Now aren't they bloomin' gorgeous? (even if I do say so myself)

ps Kevin says that tomorrow's colour is "flesh" :oops:

School Holidays

by la_spice @ 2008-07-08 - 11:29:53

How to keep children occupied on a rainy day :>>

Tip #1 The Magic Box

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Tell them "this shape has a secret fifth side which you will only see if you stare at it for a very very very long time". :>>

The Weekend ENDS Here!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-07 - 12:48:18

Another meme as seen on Meno's (and other's) blog.

Use seven words to describe your weekend:

PEOPLE

PARTY

ALONE

SUNSHINE

SHOWERS

WALKING

PHOTOS

In five words or less, describe how does this differ from any other weekend?

I HAD A SOCIAL LIFE!

Time for a bit of Passion!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-06 - 20:53:17

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Church Spires

by la_spice @ 2008-07-06 - 09:59:26

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Have a peaceful Sunday

Looks like rain again.

by la_spice @ 2008-07-06 - 07:18:43

I'd better have one of these

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NATURE'S UMBRELLA

I can't decide .........

by la_spice @ 2008-07-05 - 19:05:03

......which I prefer.

Be(e) a dear and tell me which picture you like the best.

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Thank you!

ps does anyone recognise this wild flower which was growing in a ditch?

Well shiver me ........

by la_spice @ 2008-07-05 - 10:49:53

........ ........ ........I've just been press ganged into joining the crew of

"The Black Pearl"

Just a few questions:

Where's the ships biscuits and coffee?

When's the launch party?

When do we arrive in the Caribbean?

Can I have an outside cabin?

:wave: Click on the link and join the crew! :wave:

Smotherly Love!

by la_spice @ 2008-07-05 - 07:13:05

leave me alone

"Just leave me alone!"

Kids do say the funniest things

by la_spice @ 2008-07-04 - 19:51:12

Last week the burning question from my Grandchildren was "how do babies get out of mummies tummies"? 8| Fortunately I was driving the car at the time so my daughter explained the intricacies (which she did extremely well I must add!) Phew - well it wasn't my job! :no: And no Louis babies are not pooed out!!! :roll:

On Wednesday we were crossing a large car park when, out of the blue, my Grandson (pictured below) said "Grandma you need a boyfriend". Taking it in my stride I asked him why he thought I needed a boyfriend. He replied "So you can have lots of children".88| I explained to him that I'd already had two children - his Mummy and his Auntie and that I didn't want any more. :no:

He thought for a nanosecond and said "but you still need a boyfriend so you can get lots of loving like Mummy and Daddy". Well I couldn't argue with that now could I?

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Now then - where can I find me some loving? :-/

A Thorny Subject

by la_spice @ 2008-07-03 - 07:06:47

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From Brambly Hedge

White Horses

by la_spice @ 2008-07-02 - 07:49:44

In 1968 a programme for children started on BBC 1 called 'The White Horses'. It was made in Yugoslavia and was dubbed into English. It told the story of Julia (Julka), a girl who went to stay with her uncle Dimitri at his stables where he trains Lipizzaner horses which are the famous white horses used for dressage.

This obviously isn't a Lipizzaner horse but I think she has a certain star quality about her. My daughter didn't believe this horse was wearing ribbons and accused me of 'doctoring' this photo but it is exactly as it was taken. Later this morning I shall be taking her a little walk down the road to prove it!

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For those of you who remember the programme here are the words to the theme music:

White Horses

On white horses let me ride away
To my world of dreams so far away
Let me run
To the sun
To a world my heart can understand
It's a gentle, warm and wonder land
Far away
Stars away
Where the clouds are made of candyfloss
As the day's born
When the stars are gone
We'll race to meet the dawn
So when I can only see the grey
Of a sad and very lonely day
That's when I
Softly sigh
On white horses
Snowy white horses
Let me ride away

And here's a u-tube version of the song and opening sequence:


I'm not promising to answer but .......

by la_spice @ 2008-07-01 - 12:25:55

.......go on then.

You might never get another chance so ask me three questions and I'll seriously think about answering them sometime this evening.

I may have to claim diplomatic immunity though .... and I did once sign the "Official Secrets Act" or something like that!

Meanwhile I'm going back to the sunshine :)

Have a lovely afternoon :wave: