Yes that's right - that's exactly what I am 
Good job I haven't got a hot any date tonight 'cos my hot water isn't working. I've just finished bringing some more logs from the log store. I have cleaned the grate and lit a fire. Now all I need is a nice long soak but that's not going to happen this side of 2009! 
So if you think that life in France is all sunshine and wine? then think again. I will shortly be shivering in the bathroom having a strip wash in front of the fire.

C'est la vie!
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM A MUCKY WOMAN!


Never mind boil a kettle and settle for a wash down for now.